Natalie’s “boyfriend,” Dobby from Harry Potter (let’s just pretend that’s a normal thing to say), must have done something to really make her mad. A week or two ago we found him like this–beheaded in her dollhouse freezer. We haven’t seen him since.
I’m really hoping this isn’t the moment I have to look back on someday as I’m interviewed about when I knew my child was going to be an axe murderer. Fingers crossed.